Rambling Autobiography

By Stansheyaka Washington

My name is Stansheyaka. I spelled it wrong on the LEAP test. And yeah, that’s 57 percent of the alphabet. You probably can’t pronounce it and if you say it wrong I probably won’t correct you.  Cool things happened in 94. I mean hey, I was born. I have twin brothers. They are both double trouble and double jeopardy. I’ve been going to Edna Karr so long, I’d bathe an old person before I would wear a purple or gold piece of clothing outside of these walls. I used to want to stay home and never go to school. Now, I go to school so I won’t have to stay in my home. I’m a naturally nervous person. I have small panic attacks before any presentation. Even something small, like introducing myself.  I never wanted to be a doctor until eighth grade. Before then, I just wanted to “fix” people. My vision is terrible. I can barely see what I’m typing. I’m scared of anything feline and I’m infatuated with pandas. I like every song ever featured on a shampoo commercial. If I could, I would take an English class in place of every class math related.  I think I’m smart but I don’t have documents to prove it. I can tell you a million facts about me, but I can’t tell you who I am or who I’ll become.